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TT · Marmoset Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 561

LMG got a good list started, but there are MANY more types of gamers

Medium core - self explanitory

Ex-gamer - Someone who used to be a gamer, but since has settled down and most likely had kids

Little Gamer - Little kids that play that Leapfrog thing (they have a console and a handheld, the handheld btw is very impressive, DS quality graphics, In case u r wondering how I know, my cousins have kids)

Grandmers - A grandparent that has a facsination with Wii Sports

Gramers - watch Nametags to find that one out

Retro Gamers - I think is 1996 and before, not 82

Halo Gamers - Thats ALL THEY HAVE EVER PLAYED OR WILL EVER PLAY

sinistermoon · King Marmoset Joined: 24 Mar 2008 Posts: 1288

Poo Gamers - People that poo their self when playing games

Naked Gamers - People that only play games naked

Steve Martin Gamers - People that wear the arrow tho the head thing while gaming.

Taco Bell Gamers - People that play their Gameboys at Taco Bell at 2 am.

Cell phone gamer - People that play games on their cell phone

DVD Gamers - People that play games made to work on DVD players.

Drunk Gamers - People that get drunk while playing games to add challenge.

Shower Gamers - ZAP!
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S_Pac 3:16 · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:19 am Post subject:

Horny Gamers - guys who play games to look at the hot female game characters and...play with themselves. (sorry...)

Gay/Lesbian Gamers - Male or Female gamers that play games to look at the hot guys or gals respectively! (Nothing wrong with that!)
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Dreidel Bull · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:36 am Post subject:

Retail Gamers - People who work in video game stores and departments and don't play video games.
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TT · Marmoset Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 561

Gamestars - People who gain fame by being a Gamer (PBC members, Screwattack, Gameheroes, G4, AVGN, etc.)

Anti Gamers - the Jack Thompsons of the world

Horror/Goth Gamers

Internet Gamers

DarknessDeku · Marmoset Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 694 Location: Indiana

Wii gamers- Nintendo Fanboys

Xbox live gamers- kids who whine, call everybody gay online, and end up on Youtube.

PS3 gamers- BALLIN!!!
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Cyborcat · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:18 pm Post subject:

Gamers who bitch about other gamers on forums =P
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BearSuit · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject:

That BALLIN must have been referencing THE biggest PS3 fanboy on the planet - Chad Warden.

NSFW for language and uber fanboysim.
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Aru · Amoeba Joined: 07 Nov 2008 Posts: 1

I enjoyed the video a lot, but I definatly think that if it was done by a guy there would be a few different types of gammers. I can think of two right off the top of my head. We all know the anime gamer. The girl that will buy any game with cover art that resembles anime. They also will play Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts and all the popular JRPGs. The problem with them is that no matter what you do you just never live up to the cute male protagonists of the games. How am I supposed to compete with Sephiroth? The other one is a girl hard to categorise, but we have all met. The girl that owns every Castlevania, Legacy of Kain, Devil May Cry, and even Bloodrayne. They have a specific goth horror taste of gore. Silent Hill, Resident Evil and, God of War do not apply to them. They need demons and vampires for them to get really into a game. They love the type so much that Jericho is apealing mainly because Clive Barker is in the title. They don't look or dress gothic, but I think the title of Goth gammer applies in this situation. As far as issues with them go. Well they are usualy fiesty and a little sick, but thats cool... even if they go looking for blood at night. Maybe you guys can think of a few more chick ones?

sinistermoon · King Marmoset Joined: 24 Mar 2008 Posts: 1288

Ok I don't know how to classify this type of gamer. So I will just describe this type to you and you be the judge of what their little title should be lol.

Over the years I have met up with dudes that are the kids of guys that own game stores. Usually they work at the store even if it consists of just sitting around and talking about games. The funny thing about the 5 different kids that have this un-named label think they are soooo cool and have the most gaming knowledge in the entire universe.

Often times other kids are just nice to them in hopes of getting a discount or in hopes of borrowing games from the store. So the owner's kid then gets a really big head and sincerely thinks he knows all and is way cool.

Not one of the 5 kids I have known over the years has been able to really say what games they have beat or can get far in game trivia.

So to them I say....screw you. Oh and can I barrow an X-Box 360?